In Lakota tradition, the Heyoka is the sacred clown — the thunder-being who walks backward, speaks truth through mirrors, and heals with laughter and paradox.
We carry that spirit into the digital age. While others give you generic horoscopes, Heyoka Astrology uses the raw power of Grok 4 (xAI’s most advanced model) to calculate your natal chart with astronomical precision and interpret it with fearless honesty — the way a true Heyoka would.
No fluff. No sugar-coating. Just your cosmic blueprint, delivered instantly and illuminated by artificial intelligence that sees patterns even seasoned astrologers miss.
Founded in 2025 by a carpenter who got tired of bad astrology sites, we exist to make professional-grade charts accessible to everyone — because the stars don’t discriminate, and neither do we.
For entertainment, reflection, and the occasional thunderbolt of truth.